Are you F'ing Kidding Me???

I'm just about over this country of ours... Reading in the news today that there is a national committee that overseas the nutrition in schools and they are actually looking at the possibility of banning peanut butter! All this due to the fact that some parents that have kids with peanut allergies are saying that a "wayward" sandwich could kill their kid. Really? Your kid with allergies that he/she knows about and should be educated on the ramifications of would go and eat another kid's PB&J??

I say F 'em. That's called natural selection. I know I shouldn't jump off the cliff, but I do anyway. Then form a freakin' committee to make sure we ban all cliffs. I get it. It gives stupid people something to do. It allows politicians to tell their constituency that they are "looking out for them", when in reality they are simply taking vacations and waiting on their pensions to kick in. Whatever.

Peanut butter for cryin' out loud. So look for the gestapo to be kicking your child out of school for bringing delicious PB&J to school. Tell them to keep it right next to the gun and cell phone in their clear backpack, so the po-po can find it easier.

Less Political Correctness people and more living.

Enough is Enough...

I'm outta here for a while. There's too much going on and too much to do that requires real concentration to be updating this thing very much. You can see that I've been slacking anyhow, so this shouldn't come as a surprise. There's two pans, a knuck, a shovel, a sporty, a customer bike, a paint rig, a bunch of new parts, tons of tattooing practice, shows galore and endless other crap to get done. I'll be galloping around the country this month and next too, so for anyone who follows this shit, just drop me a line and maybe we can link up in your town!

As usual, I'll still be updating the EC sites, but for now, I'll just leave you with some eye-candy to remember me by!

See ya on the flip side!

I swear...

It wasn't me! Ok, maybe it was, but I have no recollections of the events in question! Twine ball goodness! This thing was huge. Really. Twine Ball was a great, grass-roots event that you should make sure to check out if they do it again next year. The heartland of America is definitely the place for some good ol' tom-foolery and drunken greatness. Just give yourself more time to get there so you don't wind up dead to the world before it starts!


Whaddya mean I gotta go someplace else??

Hurtin' from the drive in. 28 hours non-stop.

Bill feeling the pain side of "no pain no gain".

On the road to the ball!

Jeremy made Dan his bitch!

Thanks to all that made it out to suppor the event! Was a great time and hope to see you all out there again next year!

Bearded Lady...

The fine folks in and around MN had a hoot this weekend at the Bearded Lady Freakshow. Looks like a good time, and one we'll have to attend the next go-round if at all possible. I mean, any spot with great bikes, cars and tattooed, baby pigs in embalming fluid for trophies has to be a blast right? Yeah!

Some of the highlights that I stole...

Best trophy ever.

I wonder if this was best of show?

Fuggin hell...

Here you go world. Welcome to the dark side. Now you can all be as tough as that one kid that does that stuff with the things... and stuff. Yeah.

Sometimes you just gotta stand up!

Even when you have a comfy seat. Period. GV trip. Good times.

Outta here!

Not quite, but almost anyways. Gotta tidy up a dozen or so things on the bike, then I'm off to OC to pick up the OL, then off to Duarte at the buttcrack of dawn and then to Big Sur for shenanigans and camping, then off to Grass Valley for continuing shenanigans and more sleeping in dirt. Then if we're still alive, we'll come home. There's still time to pack your stuff and join in!

Off it goes...

Well, another is out of the stable for the time being. I loaded up the '65 pan and handed it off to Rico over at Hi-Bond Modified to have a look-see. After peeking in the spark holes, there doesn't look to be any top-end damage. A little accumulation on the exhaust valve on rear head, but nothing noticeable other than that. It's in Rico's more-than-capable hands now and I'm hoping it's just a freakin' kicker gear or other tranny problem at this point. Crossin' fingers.

And I thought I was just gonna put the new shaved legs Wompy did for me on there and blast up to Grass Valley. Silly me.

Good stuff to go do!

I just tossed this up on the EC blog too. Last year we had a ton of fun and made a bunch of new friends too! This year will be hard to miss with the lineup they are having and knowing what kind of gig they throw. That said, you have to go and make up for my absence. That's an order. Do it now!

Another good and scary one...

If this is your mom, I'm sorry. Don't kill the messenger.