Fuggin hell...

Here you go world. Welcome to the dark side. Now you can all be as tough as that one kid that does that stuff with the things... and stuff. Yeah.

My next tattoo...

will NOT be Frankencock on the bottom of my foot.

Maneater or eating man?

You decide...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a naked crotch. But at least this one is artistically inclined rather than just a gratuitous vag shot or something. Get with the program! There's no denying that's some crazy shit right there.

Make up your damn mind!

You can't have both sides of the coin... forever or not? You gotta choose.

Step right up!

And be the first on your block to get the old "ham on blood with pickle on diarrhea sandwich hand and knuckle" tattoo! You know you want to. It'll make you cooler than snot on a freezin' pole. Guaranteed or your money back!

I hope this dude owns a bangin' deli somewhere.