Slab City... gotta go before you die...

Yes, you need to see this place. I've been to all 4 corners of the world and seen shit that I thought topped it all, but to go to Slab City for a night brought some new perspective to my world! The riot was a blast and was cool to hang with Mike D., DB and son and the rest of the gang. Thanks go out to Billtwell and all those who contributed to making this thing go off!

Someone thought I looked good enough to take a pic...

Salvation rock is the local Disneyland...

God loves you... until that stack of hay bales falls on your head, then you can only get in touch with his lawyers!

I made it to the top! I guess I'm saved now? Hello? Is this thing on?

Get your 2010 Tweakers on Bikes Calendar before they're all gone!

Some PROgress...

Got back out to the shop yesterday to actually do some work in my "new" environs... Felt like crap most of the day, but still managed to operate power tools without losing any digits, that's how you know I'm pro.

Needed to "modify" the neck on the Trump to get the springer on, so crank up the juice!

Not too shabby... need to smooth it out

Next up was showing the buggered sissy and fender the door

Nice and clean!

Here she is with the new tanks mocked along with the springer. Waiting on my spool to get laced up and trying to figure out what to do with the seat / fender setup. Lots of space in the rear tube area now that oil's in the tank up top... thinking about a custom tool / stash box. Gonna start knocking out a seat pan this week and play around with the stowage idea a little... don't hold your breath.

Glad I don't live here...

Yeah, visiting fam over the month of October was cool as shit, but I'm certainly glad I live in the land of sun rather than rain and snow... I can only take so much. I put my time in back east dealing with 5-6 months of shit weather out of a year!

Well looky what we have here...

Yup, I'm actually still amongst the living, I swear! Tons been happening since the big show in September. Spent the month of October recuperating and now shit's coming together again in a big way. Picked up a '56 panhead recently that'll be making its way to the barn over the next few weeks when I find time to drive out east to get it. Trent over at Atomic built her and I fell in love with the thing the first time I saw it back in July when he finished. Then out of nowhere it came up for sale, and I scrambled to pull a few things together and pile some cash! The things an addict will do...

Also been cleaning and reorganizing the shop. Shit was so out of sorts that I couldn't get any work done, so I finally dove in last weekend and this to get it back to working condition -

Lots more open space when you throw shit away...

and you can put more bikes in open space!

Got all my machines in one place finally too!

Add a new lift and we're off to the races...

I know, I know, now let's see if I actually finish some stuff right? We'll see...

The grind...

Yep, it's that time of year when I'm up against father time and getting the short end of the stick! Our industry conference happens the first week of September, and the amount of crap I'm trying to get accomplished to make that happen is unreal! We'll get it, but that means no paying attention to this crap for a while.

I did get the oil pressure gauge replaced on the shovel along with polishing the bars, so I'm back on the road.

Anywho... I'll catch you folks on the flipside once all this havoc is past.

The Weekend is upon us!

Yup, time to dust off your plans and get it together! I've decided to do this...

Headed down tomorrow am and camping overnight. Should be good times! Join in on the fun...

Stylin'

Now that's style by the bucket-load right there! You ain't man enough to run that shit...

Doin' the Duke proud!

Little J and Jon making sure we all know how hard it is to rock like the Duke. Oh... and onion rings... yeah.

Football anyone?

So, my man Ricky Pearson took this shot of a particulary cool soccer team in Texas and I felt the need to show it off here. I think they're sponsored by Elm St. Tattoo and they look like a fun bunch to hang with. I watched the "road to stardom" documentary on the US women's olympic team and thought it was cool. A tough road to hoe for sure... Props to Ricky for his great photog skills and props to the girls for winning!

It begins!

Art that is! Yeah, I've been doodling ever since I said I'd do these boards and finally came up with what will be the first one... check the sketches... first look for the chosen few!

Some angel, devil, shovel goodness... with a little side-tit thrown in for good measure!

Sinners 4th...

Yeah, yeah, yeah... so what if it's yesterday's news??? I just got my pics uploaded due to my laziness, so suck it!

Tank Trippin'

I can't tell where the heavens end and the earth begins...

Why I love some people...

Because they do more than they have to...

Thanks Gabe!

And because some aren't afraid to fuck plastic and let the world know!

Check yo neck...

Yeah... that's more like it! Put a la-z-boy on the back and you got yourself a bonafide weekender!

She's gone, gone, gone, goodbye...

Yep, the 64 is officially someone else's as of 8am this morning! I switched out the tins, cleaned the carb out, gave her a little spit shine and put it on the truck and said my goodbyes... now back to work!

Time Machines...

Woo Hoo!

Blank decks hit the door yesterday too... now I just gotta find the extra set of 24 hours a day I left around here somewhere so I can paint 'em up...

The journey begins!

Tank Trippin'

Nice tank / frame job! Course, that knuck power plant don't look half bad either...

Hey Potzi...

Sit on it!!

That would be capital K and Q to you...

Oh yeah...

Rob reminded me that I've been meaning to post this... Go sign up HERE or you might get the shits like Rob... or not... your risk.

Artsy Fartsy...

SO... some of you on here remember when I used to do art shit. I kinda walked away from that life when it started to feel more like biz than fun, but I've decided after many a year to pick up some tools and make some nice art love! Ordered in 10 nice skateboard blanks and will be creating some sort of goofy goodness across the mess and then giving them to the nay-sayers out there to smash or hang on their bedroom ceilings... whatever floats your boat!

Line forms here to get a piece of Craze history... might be worth something if the sun burns out... never know.

Good Friends!

Are the best... Yeah, Ray came by last night after seeing on here that I'd be in the shop working on the shovel... and he brought gifts! Seems he won a nice set of mini apes in 7/8" from a raffle at the Hell on Wheels gig and decided that yours truly could put them to better use than his Chevy! Yeah!

Thanks Ray, you rock!

More Shovel madness!

Spent last night getting the new bars together and put on... liking the stance much more now. Playing with the cut-down bobtail vs. this nice chrome jobby I found in the stash. Little bit narrower than the tire, and I'll cut it back like in the pic if I go this way... decisions, decisions!

More shovel motion...

Got the new shock shrouds and tops on last night, along with ripping the fender down a bit... not sure if this will be what I keep, but it gets me headed in the right direction...

Gonna start working on the tail light tonight and get a bracket fabbed for the fender... hopefully the front end shows up soon so I can get that fucking beast off there and do my bars too!

Swappin' like you mean it!

Yep, yesterday was the June edition of the Long Beach Swap Meet. For the first time, I decided to load up the truck and become a vendor. Somehow, I found enough time on Saturday to put all my crap together and load it up. Got down there by 5:15am Sunday, and was still like the millionth person in line... No biggie. Got a spot next to Chris (Blue Collar Moto) and had a great time just sitting and shooting the shit with some friends and people at the show.

Actually made out pretty well in the end too. Got rid of the '62 Pan motor... that guy got a screamin' deal... and unloaded all my Sporty take-off shit along with a fair amount of the crap that wasn't going to get used any time soon. Also had Shad go from "yes" to "no" about a million times on the Yammi. Finally got a call from him after he left that got us back to YES! Good man! Got cash in my pocket, had a good lunch down at Joe Jost's with Chris and his OL, and made it home in time to crash a bit!

I think next time, I'm gonna go back to just being a tire-kicker though... didn't even get a chance to walk the show and spend any of my loot!

Back in the Saddle...

Holy crap! The last couple of weeks have really beaten the ever-lovin shit outta me... It's never a good time to loose a family member, and with a small family, I have absolutely no experience with this stuff. Attorneys, funeral directors, insurance folks, bankers, creditors, utilities, financial advisors, more attorneys... holy shit, you never realize what amount of crap we have in our lives until you have to straighten it all out after someone's passing. My mom and I did all the legwork and it looks like things will be smooth from here on out.

Anyways... got back late last week and have been on the go ever since. Taking care of crap that got out of hand while I was gone, cleaning up around the house, and taking time to work on the shovel too! Got the new tanks mounted up, new front wheel / tire combo mounted, and am beginning to tear apart the rear to get the fender setup the way I want it.

I'll miss you Gran...

My grandmother passed away this last Friday... lost a battle to cancer (round 2 for those keeping score). She had beaten breast cancer over 15 years ago, but couldn't kick it this time around. Docs found lung cancer back in January and it got progressively worse from there. This is one of the women that made all the difference in my life. More like a mom and a friend than a grandmother most of the time. I will miss her more than she would have ever known.

So, take what you hold dear today and remind it, them, or whatever that without them, you wouldn't be as good as you are. Don't forget to repeat this process as often as possible... even when it's tough or you find it easier to just stay silent.

Out

Looking for parts...

Oh yeah, like I mention in the post below, I'm looking for a wide glide front end for my 79. Single brake setup, chrome trees, stock or 2 under would be great, but beggars can't be choosers. Hit me up at jason@loudout.com if you got one or know where one is.

I could trade the pimped out Ceriani inverted, fatter-than-your-pregnant-teen-sister, 55mm forks that came on the bike if you're into that sorta thing... just sayin...

Been a while...

Yup, been too long... had shit to do and this didn't rank as a priority I guess... oh well... inane ramblings do the body good from time to time.

I'm sick of fucking mexican'ish' named motorcycles and cars... I mean, really... how many more 'Los Dildos' bikes do we need to see in the pages of insert-fucking-stupid-motorcycle-rag here? I'm just in a shitty mood lately, but let's do something original for a change people.

I got my 79 shovelhead on my birthday! Drove 34 fucking hours to Oregon and back in 3 days to make it home and not miss much work. Tired, but happy as shit. Rode the piss out of her week one - to work a few, around the town, and then to Big Bear Saturday for that laughable show of douchebaggery that happens once a year and around the canyons on Sunday. Held up pretty fine if I do say so. Some issues with the altitude, but that's to be expected. Putting a new set of rubber-mount tank brackets on this week and mounting the fine-ass tanks I got from Chris. Then going to chop the rear fender and knock it down for chroming I think. Remount license and new tail light setup, searching for a new front end, and putting a 21 up front. Just enough to make her mine and then I'll leave it the fuck alone for a while. Riding is better than staring at a pile of parts!

Pic from the trip in the back of the truck for your enjoyment - 79 FXE... tits condition... nice tits that is...

Other bikes are in the "pile of parts" category at the moment. Trump is running, but needs me to put some love in the clutch and some frame stuff. '64 is on the market for 7k if you're interested. '62 is in more pieces than I have fingers and toes to count, and the others aren't even on the radar. So goes the way of the project ADD.

Anyways... call your next project "ribbed for my pleasure" or some shit and stay away from south of the border monikers. Out.

Godzilla sex romp photo scandal...

The 'Godzilla Sex Romp Photos' Scandal continues to grow with allegations that Mothra may also be involved.

Police said some 1300 private shots of 'The Zilla" in bed with at least half a dozen mutant monsters had been copied by the staff of a computer repair shop from a faulty laptop, sparking off a media frenzy.

"These photos were very private and were never intended to be shown to anyone," said the 1000-year-old beast in a calm voice amid a flood of camera flashes.
"I have failed as a role model. However I wish that this matter will teach everyone a lesson."
He said in a brief statement he would fulfil existing city terrorising & destruction commitments before stepping down "indefinitely".
He added that he would dedicate himself to charity and community work. "I've decided to do this to give myself an opportunity to heal myself and to search my soul." Japanese police have so far made 10 arrests in connection with the scandal.

I totally stole this... because it's funny and true and must be told... I always knew that guy was a little "iffy"...