Godzilla sex romp photo scandal...

The 'Godzilla Sex Romp Photos' Scandal continues to grow with allegations that Mothra may also be involved.

Police said some 1300 private shots of 'The Zilla" in bed with at least half a dozen mutant monsters had been copied by the staff of a computer repair shop from a faulty laptop, sparking off a media frenzy.

"These photos were very private and were never intended to be shown to anyone," said the 1000-year-old beast in a calm voice amid a flood of camera flashes.
"I have failed as a role model. However I wish that this matter will teach everyone a lesson."
He said in a brief statement he would fulfil existing city terrorising & destruction commitments before stepping down "indefinitely".
He added that he would dedicate himself to charity and community work. "I've decided to do this to give myself an opportunity to heal myself and to search my soul." Japanese police have so far made 10 arrests in connection with the scandal.

I totally stole this... because it's funny and true and must be told... I always knew that guy was a little "iffy"...

The Weekend is past, but not forgotten!

Good shit at Kutty's and Lake Skinner for sure... too many stories to tell, so we'll have to link up for beers and shit-shooting for sure! Met some cool cats from up north (Sacramento) and a bunch of the guys from the different internet spots too... great to finally put more names to faces.

Thanks to Kutty and family for putting up with everyone on Thursday, that was perfect! Also, to all the sponsors that made the whole weekend possible. It was a laid-back great time from front to back. Gabe and wife fixed up some damn good BBQ on Saturday, and there was never a lack of tequila (pronounced tuh-kill-yoo)... geebus be praised!

Fucking Mcgoo and his loud-mouth antics as he tried to find "Chris and Loranna" were priceless... Everyone in the campsite was rolling in their tents! Comedy all around...

Hope all had safe and uneventful rides home or where ever you shot to next!

I'll have pics later...

Out of time!

Well, the time is now... or at least soon enough that if you haven't finished your shit for the Bash, you better start walking. My bike doesn't look like my bike anymore, but even better! I'm stoked, just hope I get a few miles in this evening before hitting the highway tomorrow. Gotta prime the tank and fender and tune out the clutch a little more. New throttle cable hit the mail yesterday, so slap that on and I'm good to go. Pack some booze and enough deodorant to hide the 3 day camping smell... my bag and bivouac... a few tools and I'm out. Cya at Kutty's (or on the flipside if you don't make it out)!

Next Week Fuggas!

Yep, the time is here! Drag what you got out of the dust and pack light!

Thursday is Kutty's own personal contribution to the nightmare...

Then Friday it's off to the lake...

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I got my bivouac, bag, spork, and shop rag... a few dollars to grind and a view of the road to be had! Bring it!

On the subject of Pissers...

I also have this! This one's from Brooklyn, NY... when I was at the Rumbler's show this last year I had to snap this... just found it again... piss poor quality from my phone, but oh well, you get the scene!

A short getaway...

So this last weekend, I up and took off for SD to hang with my brothers and check out the BIG 3 Swap meet. Good times! I needed a getaway, even if it was only a couple hours away. Got down there after work on Friday and spent the evening grilling (if you call what I did grilling) burgers and hanging at the stadium parking lot getting an early peek at the goods at the swap. Drank some, laughed a lot and then crashed out for the night. Woke up and repeated the whole thing, although I don't think I drank on Saturday... hmmm... anyways, bought a seat for the 57 PU and a cow skull for painting up! Don't have pics of either of those, but I do have this...

YES!!! This RULES!!! It's in the pisser at a place called "insert typical mexi-food restaurant name here"... I can't f'ing remember what it's called, but it rules! I nearly... well... pissed myself!

Good shit, good weekend and better friends than I deserve!

Out

A Month to Remember??

We'll see... the jury's still out on that one...

It's been a month of hellos, goodbyes, and "what the fuck"s...

All-in-all, pretty balanced. I got some good... continued some bad... dropped some baggage... picked up some new shit and made it out unscathed for the most part.

Probably just jinxed it, seeing as how I still have a few more to go before Feb gets its claws outta me! Bring it on!

Fuck this Noise...

I have been staring at the damn frame on my Sporty now for over 3 months wondering what the fuck was wrong with it... something just didn't work no matter how hard I tried. Well, sometimes my impatient / impulsive side takes over and the phrase "fuck it!" booms out across the land... Cut the neck off the stock frame and am going to start from scratch and get the dimensions the way I need em to be. Set back? Maybe... Progress? Definitely!

No digs against the Paughco shit, but it is what it is and if that works for you then do it. For me, it was a good way to get all the shit together to the point where I could really size up the whole deal, so I'm not complaining... at least not until the frame sits around gathering dust and I remember that it cost real money... eh... whatever... next project! Someone has to have an EVO they need rigid right? Ha!

Also got a new computer at the house and will be migrating all the long lost photo goodness over to it and that will give me a ton of shit to post up here... mostly my shots of bands you love to hate and motorized vehicles that get my juices going or make me laugh...

Out...

That crazy thing called life...

I keep saying I'll get to posting all the cool shit that's been going on in the garage... but... well... you know... nothing's been going on. Don't think everyone wants pics of me changing oil on the truck or cleaning my shit up, and to be honest, that's about all I've gotten around to lately. Ha! Yeah, life in general just piles up sometimes and I've got enough crap for a truckload of excuses to not do a damn thing on the cars or bikes. 

That said, once I get back in the swing of things, I'm gonna be busy for years! I got the pan motor mocked up and am hopefully going to be getting the heads out for cleaning up and then dive in to see what other damage I can cause. Planning on turning the Buick a different color this year... either that or just redoing the white... haven't figured that out yet. Keeping the 57 PU for now. Plan is to go through the motor again and make it more of a daily driver (get rid of solid lifters / new cam, etc.) and get some decent paint on it along with a new set of rubber / wheels. Maybe it can be my daily and I'll unload the 05 PU? Who knows. Life is changing day by day for me and I'll be damned if I have a clue what tomorrow brings!

Hope everyone out there is juggling their shit as well as possible! Stay in touch... I swear I'm not dead... even though the lack of phone calls and outings may make it seem like it...

No time, No time!!

Yeah, work has me bogged down, and life in general isn't far behind that... I'll get back to putting shit up here someday!