The 'Godzilla Sex Romp Photos' Scandal continues to grow with allegations that Mothra may also be involved.
Police said some 1300 private shots of 'The Zilla" in bed with at least half a dozen mutant monsters had been copied by the staff of a computer repair shop from a faulty laptop, sparking off a media frenzy.
"These photos were very private and were never intended to be shown to anyone," said the 1000-year-old beast in a calm voice amid a flood of camera flashes.
"I have failed as a role model. However I wish that this matter will teach everyone a lesson."
He said in a brief statement he would fulfil existing city terrorising & destruction commitments before stepping down "indefinitely".
He added that he would dedicate himself to charity and community work. "I've decided to do this to give myself an opportunity to heal myself and to search my soul." Japanese police have so far made 10 arrests in connection with the scandal.
I totally stole this... because it's funny and true and must be told... I always knew that guy was a little "iffy"...
2 comments:
thats good right there
Fuggin super monsters... always thinking they can get away with shit us little people can't... I have zero tolerance!
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